"A Laxative Boy. Someone who swallows our encapsulated love and loosens up the constipated bank account filled with old family money. Laxative Boys are the perfect specimen to show off to my sisterly order. We call ourselves The Hyperbolic Virgins of Leech City. Our job is to manage the men who manage The Octopus. The Octopus survives by spilling its addictive green ink onto the professional- managerial zombie-class who keep the whore nation ticking. We manage the members of this elite Octopus class by sucking out their bloodsperm. While they go out into the world as three-piece ensconced, totally-emptied, ruling Octopi who actively manipulate the swarm of PMC zombies so as to get their kicks fucking over all the working poor people, we, the Sisterly Order, exponentially increase the voracity of our consumption behavior. Only weirdo Hemorrhoid Boys like you are capable of disrupting our lives."