"I've gone to all of the best schools so as to better sense the promised bliss of what we can only hope is going to come, The Real Thing (TM), what we know is true and divine and original in its unobtrusive intention, know by its odor, its color, its narrative drift, its ability to link itself to a value-added network of privilege that's been long in coming -- part of our special training in developing an endless recombination of the letters that make up this Digital Being which when ejaculated into the electrosphere is meant to keep the burning interface from melting..."