"Check this bitch out," said the gendermorph and spun its ass around bending over to expose its third input. "It's like a burning hot pussy, Abe, a sloshy mudpile of lust waiting for you to wrestle it into bed and pin it down with your hard, thick rod of endless etymology! The history of this bitch's wordjazz can be traced to a wet-fucking-shithole, and I think you need to investigate its roots!"