"Well, first off, I'll say that you're forgetting your function here, and that you should move your island of integrated inpho-spam a little to the left here, yes, right into this previously designated region, yes, uhm, yeah, good, then, as we perform the ritual, decide if this is what you really want out of life."

"Happily ever after..."

"I'm here to help you succeed..."

"Well, yes, of course, and you are, right as it's also happening to you , via me..."