A youngish-looking gendermorph did some nude bellydancing while a voiceover said "Welcome to 'Sex and The Single Girl,' I'm Melanie, and my friend Susie and I are home alone trying to figure out what the hell it is we're into. We've decided that we're NOT radical leftists and that we're certainly NOT into anything overly weird or kinky. Like, you can't KILL us. But we're also sure that should the right person turn themselves on to us, we could EASILY make it with them. You wanna try us out?"