"I would like to share with you an experience I had some years ago. It's a pretty ridculous story, one that happened to me when I was in my so-called bohemian phase, when I was just free-floating through the world as a loner whose boner was his compass and whose lack of any real income or source of security made me easily fall into any scene that happened to be playing itself out for me. It was a time when I was actually quite reserved, incubating, as it were, for what ended up being my belligerent, anti-aesthetic attack on the culture-at-large...but that's another story altogether...what I want to talk about is this trip I took to Mexico City."