"Huuuh. Mmmm. That was great."

"Really? I didn't even notice..."

"The hell you didn't!"

"Well, I didn't come."

"Not yet. But that's better. There's that First Law of Spermo-Dynamics, you know, the one about the more it toils, the more it boils, and the more it boils the more there is to explode later on."

"Yeah: Evil Ejaculations, the high-protein sex-drink that leads to greater longevity... Depending, of course, on what name-brand you happen to be ingesting as part of your regular diet. You're pretty smart for your age."

"I've read a lot."

"Inpho-spammer, par excellence. Speaking of inpho-spam, have you figured out how to engineer us out of this room?"